Excitement Crushed

So today I was at Barnes and Noble, and I saw this great book. It was called Zombies VS Unicorns. It's a book with a whole bunch of short stories written by authors who are all fighting whether unicorns or zombies are better. Sounds great right? I went and got it at the library. I read through the first section which was a unicorn short story which ended up being written in Old English and had kind of a gory ending. I thought "We'll that kind of sucked but maybe it will get better." But it didn't. The next one was about zombies and on the first page it had about ten swear words. I put up on the shelf and put it on my list of book to never ever read. So I'm glad I didn't buy it. They could have done such a better job with it. I might have to write a better version my self.